While replying to a customer...
Me: (types) "Good gravy! You will not pay extra for priorit...."
You: You did not just say “Good gravy”
Me: pause Of course I did...Why wouldn't I? Good gravy, that's how I talk!
You: *stern look* That's not very professional.
Me: *Looks down at neon green pj pants and up at crazy blue hair* What about me shouts professional right now?